There’s something remarkably magical about a privileged 30+ white man complaining about his dress by calling it a nightmare
Game of Thrones + Swords (requested by agameofqueens)
Sheriff Reyes. Abbie, look at this. She was here in Sleepy Hollow when Mom got put away. Yeah, I know. What are you doing? What do you mean you know? Jenny, you used my login to break into her file.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk